Dis.com.bobulated
18. I am The Discombobulated Perception. Perth, Western Australia!!
Everything Music, Art, Film and Television.......And Knowing To Much Shit, About Shit, I Don't Need To Know, Shit About!!
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That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Fave post.
(via saucytartdora)
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Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
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- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
